Bomberman

It’s Bomberman (1992, DOS), the legendary bomb-dropping game where you play a suspiciously cute guy with an infinite bomb supply and questionable indoor safety habits. You move through grid-like mazes, drop bombs, destroy walls, and try not to blow yourself up (spoiler: you will). It’s simple, it’s brilliant, and it’ll ruin friendships faster than Monopoly if you play multiplayer. The DOS version is faithful to the classic formula, with all the charm of 8-bit chaos and none of the modern hand-holding. Strategic, explosive, and occasionally infuriating—just like real estate, but with more fireballs.