Army Men 2

Army Men 2 doubles down on everything from the first game - more weapons, more plastic carnage, more trips to “The Real World” where you fight in bathtubs and backyards. It’s like Toy Story if Buzz Lightyear carried an M-16. The controls are clunky, the pathfinding a war crime, and the camera makes sure you never quite know what’s happening - but it’s all so gloriously absurd you won’t care. If you didn’t take it seriously the first time, this one dares you to laugh at war again.