With a name like Blort!, you'd expect a fart joke or a kids’ cartoon gone wrong, but no—it’s a 1987 arcade-style blaster for DOS. You play as a cosmic defender shooting weird blob-like aliens while dodging pixelated chaos. The controls are twitchy, the sounds are charmingly obnoxious, and the score system encourages reckless bravery (or button-mashing rage). It’s fast, it's weird, and it feels like someone designed it after a long night with too much soda and not enough sleep. Is there a story? Not really. But there is Blort!, and that’s kind of beautiful.
Do you have trouble running this game on Windows? Read this guide.
DOS games can't run on Windows. You need a DOS emulator like DOSbox or D-Fend Reloaded. Follow these instructions to play DOS games on Windows 10 or later systems.
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