Bundesliga Manager Professional

Before Football Manager made spreadsheets cool, there was Bundesliga Manager Professional, a game where managing a German football team involved more math than actual football. You buy players, tweak tactics, balance budgets, and occasionally scream at your 386 PC because SC Freiburg blew a 2-0 lead again. It’s as dry as toast, but for fans of the sport and micromanagement, it’s oddly addictive. Warning: Contains copious amounts of text and zero actual football skills required.