Burger Blaster

Before BurgerTime stole the fast-food spotlight, there was Burger Blaster—a game where you build burgers by shooting them. With a gun. Because why not? This early arcade-style game is a gloriously weird relic of the ‘80s, with food-based violence and flying patties galore. It’s clunky, confusing, and probably designed in 45 minutes, but there’s a certain charm in watching lettuce explode. Don't ask why the ketchup fights back. Just accept it. It was the '80s.