Centerfold Squares

Let’s be honest—Centerfold Squares (1988) is what happened when someone asked, “What if Qix but hornier?” You draw squares to reveal pixelated images of... let’s say, confident women. It’s surprisingly competent as a puzzle game, but the incentive structure is, uh, clearly targeted. If you’re here for the strategy, good for you. If not... well, you won’t be the first. Or the last.