Leather Goddesses of Phobos walkthrough

LEATHER GODDESSES OF PHOBOS (Infocom)
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   (You begin in a bar) NW, PISS, GET STOOL, SE (you are caught by the Leather 
Goddesses and improsoned), GET ALL, OPEN DOOR (not locked!), S, OPEN NARROW 
DOOR, S (you find Trent, you 'helper-to-be'), GET PAPER, READ IT (try reading it 
backwards - it is some of the ingredients for the anti-goddess machine), N, U, 
N, LIGHT FLASHLIGHT, DROP STOOL, STAND ON IT, GET BASKET, D, ENTER HOLE (you are 
teleported to a Martian Jungle), E (a tree dies - this leaves a big hole), E, 
GET CAN, NW, GIVE FLASHLIGHT TO SALESMAN (you get a T REMOVER), GET T REMOVER, 
KNOCK ON DOOR (a professor lets you inside), D, PUT CHOCOLATE IN CAGE, Z, Z 
(suddenly you turn into a gorilla), GET CHOCOLATE AND HOSE, Z, Z, EAT CHOCOLATE 
(you become stronger), BEND BARS, OUT, DROP HOSE, UNSTRAP MY BODY, UNSTRAP 
TRENT, PRESS SWITCH (back to your own self), GET UP, GET HOSE, READ MATCHBOOK 
(it is the ingredients for the machine (if you haven't gotten the matchbook at 
this point, it'll turn up in a moment)), ENTER CIRCLE (to 'Phone Booth'), PRESS 
KNOB, OPEN BOX, GET COIN, SE, ENTER CIRCLE (to 'Royal Docks').

   S, S, S, E, E, SE, PAINT CIRCLE (it turns black again), ENTER CIRCLE (to 
Cleveland), S, OPEN SACK, DROP TRAY;CAN AND PAPER, GET SACK AND RAKE, N, NE, U, 
GET SHEET, TEAR IT, TIE STRIPS INTO ROPE, TIE ROPE TO BED, THROW ROPE OUT OF 
WINDOW, Z (Trent volunteers to fetch the Ford headlight), Z, GET HEADLIGH, CLIMB 
DOWN STAIRS, E, PUT HEADLIGHT AND HOSE IN SACK, GET TRELLIS, MOVE SOD (you 
uncover a black circle), ENTER CIRCLE (to 'End of Hallway'), U, N, ENTER CIRCLE, 
E, PUT TRELLIS ACROSS HOLE, COVER IT WITH LEAVES, E, W, W, E, Z (the flytrap 
falls into your trap), W, W, GET JAR, EXAMINE IT ('untangling cream' - ring any 
bells ???), OPEN T REMOVER, PUT JAR IN IT, CLOSE T REMOVER, TURN IT ON, OPEN IT, 
DROP IT, GET JAR (which has become 'unangling cream'!), ENTER CIRCLE (to 'Hold' 
in the space ship), GET SWORD, S, MOUNT STALLION, W, DISMOUNT, GET SUIT, WEAR 
IT, OPEN HATCH, N (if you have wasted any moves, Thorbast won't be here), ATTACK 
THORBAST (till he drops his sword), GET SWORD, GIVE IT TO HIM (he kills 
himself!), KILL MONSTER, UNTIE WOMAN, N (the woman gives you a photo of Jean 
Harlow), PUT PHOTO IN SACK (if in LEWD MODE, you may try opening the door and 
walking east!), S, S, MOUNT STALLION, E, DISMOUNT STALLION, W, W, W, ENTER 
CIRCLE (to 'Oasis').

   W, NW, W, W, NW, SHOW PAINTING TO MOUSE (it is scared stiff), GET MOUSE, DROP 
PAINTING AND SWORD, S, E, N, N, SMEAR CREAM ON ANGLE (it becomes a beautiful 
princess), DROP JAR, GET ANGLE, N, ENTER BARGE, EXAMINE CONTROLS, PRESS ORANGE, 
Z * 5, PRESS ORANGE (you float to the dock), GET OUT, N, GET BALM AND MESSAGE, 
READ MESSAGE (find the code int the manual - and remember the number), DROP IT, 
S, ENTER BARGE, PRESS ORANGE, Z, PRESS PURPLE, Z, Z, PRESS ORANGE, PRESS PURPLE 
(you are now by 'My Kinda Dock'), GET OUT, E, E, N (the sultan poses a riddle) 
YES, ANSWER "A RIDDLE" (you may continue), W, PICK WIFE NUMBER XXXX (the number 
on the code chart, backwards), W, Z (a woman appears), ASK WIFE TO KISS KNEECAP 
(she offers you a torch and a map), PUT MOUSE AND ANGLE IN SACK, GET TORCH AND 
MAP, READ MAP (the same as in the game package).

   The maze: D, NW, N, CLAP, NE, E, CLAP, HOP, NE, NE, CLAP, SAY "KWEEPA", SE, 
D, CLAP, HOP, NW, NE, CLAP, SAY "KWEEPA", N, S, HOP, CLAP, NE, U, CLAP, NW, SAY 
"KWEEPA", HOP, CLAP, GET DIRECTORY, NW, CLAP, S, SE, HOP, CLAP, SE, SAY 
"KWEEPA", D, CLAP, NE, HOP, W, CLAP, SAY "KWEEPA", E, W, HOP, CLAP, SW, SW, 
CLAP, SAY "KWEEPA", HOP, TAKE RAFT, N, CLAP, NE, E, HOP, CLAP, SAY "KWEEPA", NW, 
CLAP, HOP, N, U (you wind up in 'Laundry Room') 

   PUT PHONEBOOK IN SACK, GET PIN, N, E, SE, U, DROP TORCH, ENTER
CIRCLE (to 'Cramped Space'), Z (you fall into a cell along with a circle), S, U, 
U, ENTER CIRCLE (to 'Desert'), E, WEAR BALM, PUT PIN ON NOSE, DROP ALL, CLOSE 
EYES, COVER EARS WITH HANDS, KISS FROG (it becomes a princess who gives you a 
blender), REMOVE BALM, REMOVE PIN, DROP IT, GET ALL BUT PIN, E, SE, ENTER 
CIRCLE, NE, E, ENTER CIRCLE, N, ENTER CIRCLE (to 'Palace'), W, PRESS ORANGE (the 
boat takes off), E, E, LOOK INTO WELL (you see a circle), Z * 7, CLIMB DOWN WELL 
(you should now be at 'Icy Dock', in the barge, and past the beam machine),
GET OUT, S, SE ("support penguins"), GIVE COIN TO PENGUIN (you get a coin in 
return), SE, N, GET BABY, WRAP IT IN BLANKET, PUT IT IN BASKET (to keep it off 
the snow), S, S, PUT BASKET ON DOORSTEP, Z, Z (a woman emerges from the igloo 
and picks up the baby), OPEN DOOR, IN, GET BALLS, OUT, N, NW, NW, S, ENTER 
CIRCLE (to 'Wattz-upp Dock'), W, W, NW, W, N, N, N, PUT RAFT IN CANAL, ENTER IT, 
Z * 6 (you are now at the 'Donald Dock'), S, E, S, BUY EXIT WITH COIN (the one 
from the penguins - the man drops the exit), RAKE DUST (you find it again - a 
tube), N, OPEN TUBE, DROP EXIT, ENTER IT (to 'Boudoir'), STAND UP, SMELL 
(leather - this doesn't look good!), Z, Z (you drop down to 'Plaza'), GIVE YYY 
TO TRENT (the ingredients in the order he wants them. You build a machine and 
kick the **** out of the Leather Goddesses - so you have completed the game!!)

Jacob Gunness - 9/6-1991.

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